Glitter hell. I'm in glitter hell.

You know it's gonna be a good morning when you are sweetly awakened by the soft words of, "I tried to make a snowglobe downstairs and I used all the glitter and the glue and some other stuff I found...but it didn't work."

I feel betrayed by every parent out there. And by the Target cashier. I figured if the kids made a mess I'd just vacuum it up. WHY DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME GLITTER IS VACUUM RESISTANT?????????